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Peter: Dad when you and dad got into an argument, did you ever... You know...

Tony: What?

Peter: Have you ever... Stopped having sex with dad in order to win an argument?

Tony: You can do that?

Peter: Yeah, but...

Tony: You mean that if I stop having sex with your father, he'll paint the bathroom?

Peter: Yeah, but aren't you worried about how it can hurt the relationship?

Tony: Blah, blah, blah. I don't care. I'm getting my bathroom painted.

jesus washington calm tf down holy shit

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Sif: [throws open the door]

Sif: So you two ARE having sex!

Thor and Loki: [sitting on the bed reading books]

Loki: We are? Thor, why didnt you tell me? I would've put my book down

Jeff davis: The sheriff's name is Noah. Teen wolf fandom: tHe shErIfFs NamE iS nOaH.

Hey guys let's just go over how eggsy's on his tip toes when he hugs Harry like boi.

“Eggsy.”

“Hello, Harry.”

“Eggsy.”

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