everyone always says that the best profession you can have if you love hearing tea is working in HR but I disagree. as a lawyer you literally get the tea from all angles and from everyone involved and get to ask questions about it and make people swear that it’s true under the penalties of perjury. you also get to gather receipts and be like, but your honor, the receipts
anti-intellectualism is a deflection of personal responsibility to learn onto subject matter that isnt immediately understandable. it's a coping mechanism for people who want to feel like they're still living up to their full potential (they're not) by blaming the learning itself, instead of the effort they put into their learning
𝑻𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒅𝒂𝒚, 25𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒖𝒔𝒕 || August was a lot more greener than I thought and lately I have been falling in love with this color, now I associate it with new beginnings and it feels good like it always belonged here.
🎧: 𝑯𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒚_𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔
So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next
this next cup of coffee will fix me
reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.
your honor in my defense i’m not reading all that shit
i know it's been literal years but the surreality of seeing rachel from suits on the news all the time hits me anew every time i see her
Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.
1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.
2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.
3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.
So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud.
I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”.
And I just had to send this email:
And basically I’m ready for death how was your day
normalize not knowing shit about your special interests. normalize studying your special interests for 12 hours straight and not retaining a single shred of information
NASA released the clearest images of Neptune’s rings in over 30 years.
it's kinda fucked up we don't have real enchanted jewelry like i wanna go to micheals and buy a ring that makes my pens use 10% less ink when i wear it or something
Webb captures Jupiter's faint rings, auroras & hazes
l composite from its NIRCam instrument(x)
All Hail.☁️☁️
I’m in love with the job I did. I’ll be diggin’ this painting for a while, every time I walk by it.😆💜
𝚃. 𝚂. 𝙴𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚝, 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝙲𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 (𝟷𝟿𝟺𝟶)
Tea pls prepare me for today's assignment 🙏
physicsJ: Voyager 1 approaching Jupiter in 1979, recorded over 25 days. The planet rotates in under 10 hours, so they observed 60 rotations! To make this video they picked only frames which had the Great Red Spot in the same position, allowing us to see Jupiter’s screaming storms and winds.
l NASA Voyager 1 l 1979 l via physicsJ
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Chandra shows black holes.(x/x/x)
this is how i feel about the new jupiter photos btw
i love you space i love you moons i love you solar/lunar eclipses i love you gas giants i love you pluto i love you asteroid belts i love you planet that rains molten glass i love you supernovas i love you comets and meteor showers i love you nebulas i love you constellations i love you infinity
To the woman that inspired countless girls and people of color, we will never forget you.
You will always be in our hearts.
Thank you for going where no woman had gone before.
Nichelle Nichols 1932- 2022
Laika’s still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn’s ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter’s moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she’s running so fast. god damn, look at her go.
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I love space, I love shuttles, I love telescopes, I love learning about galaxies and stars and supernovas and blackholes and planets no matter how far away they are. I love looking at pictures of the stars, I love showing those pictures to my friends, I love talking about new things I learn about space, I love hearing about humanity working together in order to see things millions or billions of lightyears away because of our ingrained want to explore and learn.
july 25th, 2022 || it’s finals week!!