"Why Do All Gender-bent Characters Have Names Ending In -a, That's Such A Fanfic Trope" Buddy, The "girl

there is no soul of an artist that distinguishes them from some 'non-artist' category of person that could simply never comprehend what it is like. anyone can make art. you should know this by now. from ratatouille

She emerged from the pantry holding a single spaghetti noodle.

Arya pasted “Durza” into all the dictionaries and thesauruses she and Glen have in the flat for the definition of Sadist and Glen doesn’t discover it till like…the next time Eragon and Co are in Ellesméra for war resupply.

Glen: Really?

Arya: *looks up sees what he’s showing her, starts giggling* Hey, at least I think I’m funny.

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

thorin but make him a polish nobleman

you can get a print here: inprnt! 

All ghosts are naked. Clothes are a limitation of the physical body and once they leave said physical form they are all nude. Recently-deceased ghosts are the most bothered by it, but older ones who have been ghosts for centuries just don't care anymore.

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i was going to do a rant about this before seeing this tweet but imma just leave this here