Rereading The Hobbit Is Making Me Fucking SICK Because What Do You MEAN Thorin, Through Sheer Force Of

shoutout to the og wife guy j.r.r. tolkien for making all of his male characters wife guys:

tom bombadil

aragorn

faramir

thranduil (okay the gem thing was a movie thing but still!!)

elrond

celeborn (i had to double check his name that’s how wife guy he is)

legolas gets honorary wife guy privileges (he snuck his “very good friend” into elf heaven i mean c’mon)

On the one hand I feel like movie Bilbo (as in younger Bilbo in the Hobbit) doesn't get nearly enough physical affection, especially in comparison to the other hobbits in LOTR. On the other hand I kind of feel like if Boromir had called Bilbo "little one" and ruffled his hair like he does to Frodo, Bilbo might have decided to punch him in the dick

Federal workers are going off.

i was just thinking about kronk from the emperors new groove and i thought to myself "hey so it seems like kronk is a bottom"

and then in my head i heard kronks voice and he said "nono, im asexual."

and the thing is normally all of my thoughts happen in MY OWN voice. and the fact it said "i" not "he" makes me think that the spirit of kronk entered my head for a second to set the record straight about his sexuality. so. kronk is ace, guys.

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

Hi, so, just a question, hadn't the OG bench already been replaced before? The one in the tv show is different than the one that has been replaced now. The bench handles are different…

The “OG” one

The one in the show (s1)

Idk maybe I’m wrong, could you explain if I am?

Hiya! :)

Short answer: for the filming they put more benches there and changed the layout :) it's unlikely that the bench we see in the shot remained in the same place.

Long answer:

In 2017 when they were filming Good Omens there, there were only two benches in that place

But for showing that this is the place where many opposite agents meet they needed more benches, for example here we see five.

So they must have added benches for the filming.

Furthermore the layout of the park benches changed over the years (it has been more than 7 years since filmiing S1! :D ❤), until 2021 there was the layout with two separate benches

Somewhere around 2019 when the show came out the park put the benches together:

and here I suppose people picked one of them as the The Bench.

In 2022 they added two more benches next to them:

This layout remains until now.

So as the OG bench was picked the bench that was in the place, but yes it is not the one that the butts of Michael and David touched, because of the filming changes to the park benches :).

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

was anyone going to tell me Aragorn was friends with Bilbo and helped him with his songs like a man visiting his gay peepaw at the senior center or did I have to read that in Fellowship myself?

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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock