Friendly Reminder That Rays Are Just Flat Sharks

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

A meteor hit the earth (gradually) and killed me and my friends. I tried to teach the seraphim how to make charizard origami (I have no idea how to do that.) One of my friends kept trying to get banished to Hell.

Viktor and Jayce as haphaestus.

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

going back to my roots (oh god it's been 10 years since the hobbit ended...)

I adore the "Merlin doesn't realize Arthur's counting him because he doesn't understand nobles" fics however I would love to see a reverse on this.

Arthur is so used to courtship being about expensive gifts and grand gestures amongst the nobles that he has no idea Merlin's been courting him in the more simple way people do in Ealdor. Things like cooking for your intended, handmade gifts, helping them with tasks around the village, and using a split coin as a proposal instead of a ring. By the time Arthur realises anything Merlin already considers them married

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

Expectations of an ideal future are shaped by the shortcomings of the present

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about