So Far You Have Had A Date With Destiny, Flirted With Death, And Danced With The Devil. You're Going

Dreamy

It seems like it’s a lot nicer and easier to travel when you’re cishet

Abolish Tesla.

Ways Crowley Could Safely Enter A Church

- pogo stick

- a skateboard and a walking stick, punting himself along like he’s in Venice

- platform shoes

- piggyback from Aziraphale

- stilts

- being carried bridal-style by Aziraphale

- literally just a fucking motorcycle

At the culmination of their magical career, each wizard is told to look deep into their heart and develop a personal spell, a spell only they know that truly reflects who they are on the inside, all their virtues and vices incarnate as magic.

It's always Fireball. The wizard schools live in fear of their apprentices figuring it out.

Athena and her two gens of fav mortals

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

Mad about politics again