Greed May Not Be Good, But It’s Not So Bad, Either. You Humans Think Greed Is Just For Money And Power!

hello august you piece of shit

The boooys :>

Why is this heat so hot 😩

Dog homages and metaphors in songs:

i get mean when i’m nervous like a bad dog

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i only talk to dogs cause they don’t understand me, my teeth are yellow, hello world

would you like me a little better if they were white like yours?

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i bet on losing dogs, i know theyre losing and i pay for my place by the ring

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you’re an angel, im a dog

or you’re a dog and im your man

you believe me like a god, i destroy you like i am

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i’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

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you always said how you love dogs, i don’t know if i count.

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i’m just a dog with no bite, this is all i’ve ever known

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i am the dog under your couch, gnashing teeth and open mouth. i shouldnt have clawed my own way out.

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if you’d been a dog they would have drowned you at birth

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so i will wait for the next time you want me, like a dog with a bird at your door

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into this world we’re thrown, like a dog without a bone

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those thoughts i cant deny, these sleeping dogs won’t lie, and now i tried but its eating me apart inside

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i’m tired of begging for the things that i want, i’m oversleeping like a dog on the floor

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death inspires me like a dog, inspires a rabbit

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She loves me like a dog

And when we mess around, I'll let her known the truth

I can't rely on hope with fate

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One last kiss, I love you like a pack of dogs

If you wanna know what lyric came from where just comment and ask, artists in tags

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

FAVORITE FANFIC TROPES TAG GAME

thank you @eloha for the tag :D. this is gonna be difficult aaaah!

1.) Slow burn or love at first sight

2.) Fake dating or secret dating

3.) Enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers

4.) There's only one bed or long distance correspondence

5.) Hurt/comfort or amnesia

6.) Fantasy au or royalty au

7.) Mutual pining or domestic bliss (but like, both)

8.) Smut or fluff

9.) Canon compliant or Canon divergence

10.) Reincarnation or Major Character death

11.) One shot or multi chapter

12.) Kid fic or pregnancy fic

13.) Arranged marriage or accidental marriage (how do you get married accidentally ???? sounds fun)

14.) High school romances or aged up romances

15.) Time travel or isolated together

16.) Neighbors or roommates

17.) Sci-fi or magic au

18.) Angst or crack (both. both is good. at the same time.)

19.) Apocalyptic or mundane

20.) Linear storyline or nonlinear storyline

21.) Holiday fic or birthday fic 

22.) Love triangle or miscommunication

imma tag @chokefriends because i sort of really want to know your takes. but anybody is free to go right ahead and take a crack at it. :)

The Lyctoral Process remains unchanged for thousands of years with no alternatives, only for two 20-somethings in a trench coat to invent Paulymerization.

based off that one eggman comic