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GUYS GUYS GUYS SOMETHING AMAZING JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A “lost” Lord of the Rings adaptation has just been found and put back up on Youtube!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/05/soviet-tv-version-lord-of-the-rings-rediscovered-after-30-years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vquKyNdgH3s

It’s a Russian Teleplay adaptation of Lord of the Rings with absolutely Perfect special effects (the hobbits are the size of rabbits!)

This adaptation PREDATES the obscure Finnish minsieries adaptation by two years!! (check out my #hobitit and #hobitit hot takes tag if you don’t know what I’m talking about!)

If you’ve been following me for a while you know that I LOVE baffling obscure Lord of the Rings adaptations so much but I’d never even heard of this one!!!!?? How have I never heard of it??

I guess that makes this the *actual* first live-action adaptation of Lord of the Rings?? (Unless there’s yet another even MORE secret obscure adaptation I don’t know about?)

All this time I thought Hobitit was the first live-action adaptation of Lord of the Rings but it wasn’t!!!!??????? My entire world is upside-down…..the world has changed, I feel it in the earth, I feel it in the water, I smell it in the air………this is big news…..I can’t wait til I have time to watch it. I guess I’ll have to learn Russian though since there don’t seem to be English subtitles yet XD

Oh my LORDY

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

The boooys :>

Yeahh, the second part of the Sore Feet Song is… interesting. Anyway, I’m never again looking up anatomy pictures of rats! But I’m really happy with how this drawing turned out, so I guess it was worth it :)

If Rafa can't play at Roland Garros (😭😭😭) I want to see Daniil winning it.

one more time!!! 💚🍹✨

i sure fucking wish pharmaceutical companies weren’t permitted to bribe insurers into not covering their competitors’ more effective drugs! that sure would be cool! it would be especially fucking cool if i didn’t have to go for an infusion at the worst possible time, as colorado’s COVID-19 numbers skyrocket out of control and everyone continues to not take this seriously, just to ensure that i’m not stuck for ages without the drug that keeps my white blood cells from eating my brain

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