It’s Getting Hard To Romanticize This Bum Ass School

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I NEED THIS SO BAD

My hannibalNBC themed birthday dinner

Bear

Ok, but how do Will and Hannibal, like, LIVE together? It's not all fucking and recreational murder.

Like, Hannibal obviously cooks and Will obviously does yard work. Who does the general housekeeping? Hannibal will want to hire someone and Will will be like 'I REFUSE TO HAVE A STRANGER TOUCHING ALL MY STUFF >:('

And then Hannibal will be like 'I'll touch ur sTuFf', but in a weird, Hannibal Way like 'Is it a matter of pride or a safe guard against intimacy? What is a home but an extension of our selves, even our very bodies? Have we not, through our cohabitation, the mingling of our material lives, become more intimate than a simple sweep and dust could ever approach? Tell me, Will, what dust and detritus has settled into the cracks of your being that we, together, have not unearthed into the light?'

And then Will would be like 'I'm going to kill you with knives and hammers, you pretentious fuck.'

And then they have sex on the kitchen floor.

What the fuck was I talking about.

do you have predator tits or prey tits?

hey so like want another?

Baby I'm sorry. Please baby come back to bed we can watch the unrated Hannibal DVD set with over 20 hours of special features including pilot storyboards and deleted scenes

my first post on tumblr!!! this is a repost from pinterest this year I really want to actually learn how to use tumblr

i wish i could say i did it for april fools but i forgot that was today I just unironically posted mator x luigi fan fiction

ok so I tried will but like I didn’t have any ideas and I hate what I got

what do you think of Hannibal furby