Me With Witherburn After School News.

Mechs fans how do we feel about silly critter Mechs

Me, seeing TRC posts: “I need to block these tags.”

Also me, being the chaos junkie that I am: “WAIT! WHAT? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?”

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

A funky pair of socks with sharks on them

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

period cramps bad enough that im praying for gunpowder tim to take them away

Elias Bouchard the ultimate diva

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

Never kill yourself.

He’s so me-core

jon listens to bohemian rhapsody and hears the lyrics "I don't wanna die but sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" and starts sobbing

The Blights + Onion/Reductress headlines

do y’all know Luna

like that one teacher on TikTok and his student with the oc? Yeah I made fanart. Idk if he takes fanart off tumblr, but it’s the most fun I’ve had drawing in a while so… eh