My Oc Ryomen Sukuna

just meet me at the!!!!

༊*·˚ user busy !

ྀི summary : you send the jjk characters a "she's busy" message.

ྀི cw : fem!reader , crack , nsfw themes , angst-ish , threats

ྀི incl : gojo , geto , nanami , choso , toji , ino , shoko

ྀི a/n: this is corny asf minors dni !!

©SATORUSLOVELYWIFE 2024 modifications , translations , reposts are forbidden on any platform.

they do the “i got another girl pregnant” prank!

pairings: ryomen sukuna, toji fushiguro, choso kamo, gojo satoru, shota aizawa, hawks, and shigiraki!

warnings: angst, mentions of killing, and etccc!

authors note: based on this wonderful request, say thank you to the anon fr!! they’re so goated for this, check out my masterlist for more smau’s :) PLS EXCUSE ANY TYPOS.

©rissouu 2024 (feel free to request anything guys! i’ll get to it as soon as i can, just be sure to read my rules before requesting.)

masterlist

✧ undercurrents | tetsuro kuroo x reader smau ✧

after a painful breakup, you avoid real romance, resorting to harmless happy crushes. one of them was the popular volleyball player tooru oikawa; but unbeknownst to you, you got the attention of one of his best friends and fellow members instead - tetsuro kuroo.

tags: kuroo x fem!reader, univ au, friends to lovers, love triangle? pining !! but fluffy

warnings/notes: swearing, characters may be ooc, definitely grammatical errors and typos will be made. as always it won't follow the hq timeline. CRINGE. def will be cringe in some parts. despite how it sounds, there will be no bad blood between kuroo n oikawa bc i also don't want that ;p

status: complete !!!!

taglist: closed

yn's council | men, eugh!

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 he's busy rn !

¡! summary: they've decided to play a prank on you! (gone wrong)

¡! incl: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, inumaki, yuji, megumi, sukuna

likes + reblogs are appreciated <3

The JJK men want a break… part 2

Tags: smau, cursing, crack lmao, the jjk men are groveling, you don’t gaf though, nsfw, mdni

An: Here’s part two… as heavily requested… by over 20 people. You can read part 1 here. Anyways, the alt title to this is “Fuck it. Guess we both ain’t shit.” LOL. THERE WILL NOT BE A PART THREE. THE END.

Incl - Satoru, Suguru, Nanami, Choso, Toji, Sukuna

Tags: @luvsymai @jelliblue @mentallyunpresent @enchantingkitty @lemonlimecrystal-blog @muli-wam

JJK MEN × READER

SMAU - YOU ACCIDENTALLY TEXT THEM IN SPANISH

18+ | mature | strong language | female reader

includes - Suguru Geto, Satoru Gojo, Choso Kamo, Kento Nanami, Toji Fushiguro, Ino Takuma, Higuruma Hiromi, Ryomen Sukuna, Aoi Todo, Atsuya Kusakabe

a/n this was a request so i dont actually know any Spanish so i used apps so don't mind that most of the translations suck

@kivrumi

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES . . . !? suna rintarou ; 1.

╰ ⨳ word count ; .4k ( 498 )

╰ ⨳ content warning ; miscommunication 、 smau 、 profanity 、 kind of short 、 just like an introduction type thing.

previous ; masterlist ; next.

11:12 AM, new apartment building.

okay, so maybe you had overestimated yourself.

when you told rin you didn’t need help carrying your stuff up to the new apartment, you had been under the impression that kitchen utensils wouldn’t weigh that much when they were all put in the same box. but now, as you’re standing outside the building, hands on your hips, staring down at the pile of spilled kitchen utensils, you fear you might have overestimated yourself.

you gnaw on your bottom lip anxiously, glancing around quickly to make sure nobody is around to see your embarrassing mishap. you’re actually quite surprised to see absolutely nobody - much different compared to how busy your dorm building was.

you squat down, gathering as many utensils in your hands before dumping them into the backseat of your car. how are you going to get them up there? no idea. surely rin has silverware, right?

“uh, d’ya need help?”

you look up to the owner of voice and briefly think that the gods have rewarded you for your good deeds by sending an angel down to earth. his hair is a little too long for your usual type, but god damn does he make it work. everything about him is sharp; jawline, eyes, nose.

“what?” you ask dumbly, brows furrowing faintly. your brain catches up, finally, and you stand up with an awkward laugh. “oh, um, no. i mean- i just spilled my things. thank you, though, that’s very kind of you.” you give him a smile and stick out your hand for him to shake. “i’m y/n. i’m your new… neighbor? building-mate?” you shake your head. “i’m moving into this building, is what i’m trying to say.”

he hesitates in taking your hand. at first, you think it’s because you stumbled over your words too much and now he thinks you're weird, but then he says, “yeah, i know.”

your brain seems to stutter at his words. the smile is still on your face, but you’re sure the look in your eyes reads confused. “i’m sorry?” you ask, leaning forward a bit - just in case you didn’t quite hear him correctly.

“you’re y/n,” he repeats slowly. “i’m rin.” there’s a moment of silence - a moment too long, because then he continues like you don’t understand. “rintarou? runa’s cousin? your new roommate?”

oh. suddenly, everything you thought was weird makes sense. runa using “he” instead of “she” - though that might have been your fault; you thought she just made a mistake. the dryness of the texts you were receiving for the past few weeks.

rin - rintarou - is a guy.

“oh.”

“what, did runa not show you a picture of me or something?” he laughs, a sort of snorting sound, but the silence you return is the only answer he needs. “oh, she didn’t? shit, sorry. she has a habit of leaving out important details.”

you scoff, though it sounds more like a laugh. “yeah, tell me about it.”

╰ ⨳ taglist ; @miiyas , @heartmaddie , @cherrysurf , @pookalicious-hq , @grassbutneo , @akaashislovee , @cvddlebug , @pardoffel , @ssabvln , @smiithys .

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astralstarlight's jjk valentines day 2024 masterlist

all contains NSFW content. minors DNI.

longer summaries + links (when the fics are posted) below the cut ❤︎‬ w/ smaus (as a little teaser for what each fic is about)

spoiler alert: they’re all in love with you <33

heart divider from @/cafekitsune

worth the wait [tsukumo yuki x reader] ; 3.5k+ [POSTED]

established relationship! you're all dressed up for yuki's return from her business trip. too bad she's going to leave you wanting and needy for a little bit longer.

it's the same damn thing [gojo satoru x reader] ; 3.3k+ (unedited)

exes (it was a situationship tbh)! should you be going on a date with a guy who never opened up to you during your relationship? probably not. either way, it seems like he's determined to get things right this time.

flattery [sukuna x reader] ; 3.5k+ [POSTED]

friends with benefits! he invites you over on valentine's day. maybe there's something more he wants to say...

lay the groundwork [fushiguro toji x reader]; 3k+ (unedited)

fake relationship! you get broken up with on valentine's day and this guy interrupts your crying with an offer. you need a distraction anyways.