So Uh- Just Made A Suicide Pact Ig

tarot card The hanged man × Nice

the thing i immediately LOVE about the pale garden and the creaking is that it kinda feels to me like they're trying to emulate the creep factor that old minecraft had. the low visibility, the emptiness, the unfamiliar sounds, the feeling that something else is there just out of sight... the same elements that led to the rise of herobrine and other stories, and are now seeing a resurgence with the rise of args and digital horror series. looking into a dark forest and seeing a set of glowing eyes staring back at you is the exact same horror that herobrine was built on. seeing them showcase this biome felt like a throwback all the way to back when i first booted up the game more than a decade ago and felt an immense sense of unease as i looked to the horizon, and i absolutely cannot wait to get my hands on this update.

…is it you?

Why do people always think I'm a lesbian-? Sure I've kissed women, and only women, but that doesn't mean anything!

how is it almost 2025 i didn’t even get a chance to exhale the breath i took in 2024 yet

Personal Elytra headcanon :]

I hate how I can't be friends with a guy without everyone going like 'oh do you like him?' 'you two would be so cute together' 'do you think he's cute?' no I'm going to fucking lobotomize you

How’d you and ran decide to move in together?

Every twink needs their twink handler.

Update on a new account, he actually didn't know which ones were the weed skittles and which ones weren't. He said either I got a nice bag of skittles or he would get to see me high so there were no downsides 💀

My soul almost just left my body. So my friend handed me a pack of skittles and I ate them and then he goes "guess what? I have weed skittles" and I was like "WHAT?!" and he was like "oh not the ones I gave you I keep them in a different spot" like bro, you didn't think to deliver that sentence better?