“While Many People Think Fanfiction Is About Inserting Sex Into Texts (like Tolkien’s) Where It Doesn’t

For all the non Dutchies: Yes, Watskeburt is in fact our national anthem

This was so funny to make xd

TEMPLATE BY ME!!

Decoy so you can try this too. I wanna see what yall do with this. Any fandom, any characters you like, doesnt matter, put them in this template

Info: Watkeburt is a song from a well known band "De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig" (transating to Today's Youth) Watskeburt was super popular when it aired alot of ppl still know it to this day, orange is our national color thats why we wear it on Kingsday (Koningsdag) our king's birthday, Willem Alexander van Oranje. LuckyTV is a Dutch voice over channel and i have a Scottish friend who used it to learn Dutch. He learned a few words (rn he uses duolingo) :D

I'm knitting in the corner at a party

and guys my age stop by to tell me I remind them of their aunt, of their grandmother. This is a compliment and I take it as such. They confess to having tried crochet once, and I smile. They get back in line for the bathroom.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and a queer woman sits on the floor next to me, arranges her skirt, and smiles up at me. (I try not to blush.) She asks me all the questions on her mind about my craft and I answer them, hands still moving. We swap yarn sources. She doesn't stay, but she knows where to find me.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and everyone knows where to find me when they need a minute, when socializing is too much and the music is too loud and they need to catch their breath. They pretend to be checking in on me, which is sweet, but I can see the relief in their eyes the moment they stop performing for a house full of people. They sit down and tell me things and all the while they never take their eyes off my hands.

The party has wound down and I'm still knitting and the hosts, two guys in their twenties, thank me for "helping to curate the vibe." I had no idea that's what I was doing. I leave the party having forgotten to drink anything and without that woman's number but with many rows added to my top-down raglan sweater. I call it a night, and a good one.

Life Hack: Clothing Repair 🤔

Skeleton & Diaphonized fishies! 🎐🐟

Dutch Miku after her shift at the Appie

my recipe for drawing hands!

(small note that this is a shortcut that is more abt style and ease than anatomical accuracy. it helps to take time to really properly study hands, makes it easier to bend the rules a bit like this and have it still look good!!)

(learn rules b4 u break them or whatevah)

Bro my executive dysfunction ass does not need these “it’s ok to rest, you deserve it” posts. Like I’ll just agonize over not being able to force myself to do things I need to do until I actually mentally exhaust myself and then have to drug myself to sleep at night and be like “well I haven’t done anything so that counts as rest right.” I hate myself bruh.