Getting Approached By An Animal That Wants You To Pet Them Is Such A Magical Feeling. Like They Saw You

brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive.

me: why

brain: you gotta

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

HELP ME I MUST FIGURE THIS OUT BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND

Try It, See If You Can Solve It.

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

Not only does this fit in perfectly with my blog, it's a pretty spot on description of the friendship I have with this girl too!

Glitter is the herpes of art supplies. It spreads easily but never comes off.

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons 

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

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