Teacher: "I Climb Up The Mountain. I Climb Down The Mountain. How Much Work Did I Do?" Me: Too Much Teacher:

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

When the teacher says "Remember learning this in calc 2?"

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

the guy in the audience SNAPPED