Fghhgddhg FUCK I Need Butternut Squash Soup So Bad I Do Not Care How Hot It Is Outside

wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

hiiiiii hihihi hello

tumblr dot com hath bestowed upon me thy blog against my will

i just saw this now. hi creature

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

asexuals are queer pass it on

surge gijinka

holy shit @egggggggggggggggg-g thanks for the egg

holy shit @glitchminusone thanks for the support if you’re real

so fucked up that goncharov is only on poob

always remember to bomb demon beggars and temperance machines as the losts everyone

also happy trans day of visibility to her and everyone else I hope you are seen better than we saw the data on this disc

ok so I have this hard drive disc that I've been using as a coaster for a few years bc idk it looks cool and it's kinda funny

and like a day or 2 ago me and my gf were making a joke about reading the data on it so I put the disc in my mouth and spun it to like "scan" it or whatever and it only occurred to me that was a bad idea as she was also doing it afterwards bc

1. ive been using it as a coaster for a few years

2. I never sanitized it

3. my tongue felt weird

leading theory between us is that it gave us a bunch of microcuts on our tongues but we Do Not Know

if anyone has any clue what actually happened let me know please and. thankyou