@glassesglasses2 Your Request From October Is Finally Complete

Mild Curious Village spoilers under the cut

I'd like to add that someone harming Luke or Flora would push him over the edge. I'm sure he would for Katrielle or Alfendi when they were younger, or Emmy if she was in that situation, but really I've only seen them when they are old enough to defend themselves, so I can't say. And it wouldn't be in a controlled way, which I think he would do in defense of himself or others, especially innocents. It would be in a you-have-hurt-the-child-in-my-care way. Flora is alone in terms of human relatives, and Luke is usually FAR from home, so I wouldn't be surprised if he had a papa bear instinct specifically for his charges.

There's a fanfic that takes place during the Ace Attorney crossover game where Layton rages. Spoilers for the game, but if you don't care, I didn't have too hard of a time following: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49064023

It is finished and very well written, but heed the tags and take care of yourself as always.

Sometimes I like to think about what it would take to make Professor Layton ever hit someone. Like how far does he need to be pushed? Or would he never at all?

Vader: [opening a desk drawer in Obi-Wan’s old room] Let’s see what this old fool kept in here…[picking up a piece of paper]  Obi-Wan: [in a letter] 

Dear Anakin, 

If you’re reading this, then you must be rifling through my belongings, which means you are either extremely bored (in which case I suggest going and tidying up your quarters, which I don’t need to see to know are a disaster,) or I’ve been missing for an extended amount of time and the Order needs the room to store extra chairs, or I’ve died, possibly while trying to rid the galaxy of General Grievous. If I am in fact dead, I hope this letter finds you well in spite of it, and that you have not gone off the deep end or murdered anyone in an attempt to avenge me. (…unless it’s Grievous, I suppose.)

You will find attached to this letter the receipts for several items in my room, such as the electric tea kettle. I hope you can at least return them for store credit. 

I’ve set up a college savings plan with the Galactic Bank of Coruscant, because I noticed that Senator Amidala is obviously pregnant, and since I am not nearly as dense as you apparently think I am, I presume the child is yours. The account information is in my safe, which I would give you the combination to except that I know you have been breaking into it since you were 14. 

If you do intend to eventually leave the Order, as I suspect you might, please make sure that you give the Council two weeks’ notice. It’s only polite, and you never know when you may need to use them as a reference. Even though I know you clash with them, they do care about you.

Finally, please make sure Duchess Satine’s nephew gets the inheritance I’ve left him (the information is also in my safe, and no, I’m not going to tell you any more details about this. I realize how much this is going to torment you, and I’d be lying if I said that’s not bringing a smile to my face.) 

Your blanket is in the hamper. Wash it on the gentle cycle. The password for the wi-fi, in case you’ve forgotten, is BuyYourOwnDataPlanAnakin.

Be well, my Padawan, and I shall see you again someday – hopefully many years from now – when you, too, rejoin the Force. Don’t forget to change the payment settings for Netflix now that I’m dead or you’ll fall behind on your programs. 

Yours,  Obi-Wan Kenobi  PS: Don’t let Vos speak at my funeral. 

Crying actual tears. I'm "is it cute? Is it sexy? Is it OSHA compliant?"

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tag yourself im little miss fully developed frontal lobe

Star Wars prompt: Rebels with nothing to lose.

Rebel/Group of Rebels get caught in a fight with Darth Vader. Considering the casualty rates of the Emperor's right hand man (100% dead), they start pulling things outta their ass. Yeah, they're shooting at him, but also one guy just hauls ass and throws a flash-bang at Vader. Another guy comes up from behind and YANKS on Vader's cape (Edna Mode: NO CAPES). One manages to get the cape snagged on a chain on a speeder and puts a brick on the gas pedal. Someone finds a Star Wars Taser and shoots.

These guys know they are already dead, so why not throw everything they got? Throw helmets, throw boots, who cares? not them.

Bonus points if somehow, something works, and the Rebels are able to live another day. This comes at a cost with a high-ass bounty on their head, but they very much get to keep their heads that day, so who cares?

Bonus-bonus points if Luke/Leia are in the group, pre or post anyone (Luke, Leia, Vader) finding out. I think the funniest combo is Luke not knowing and Vader knowing. Dude gets whaled on by his son and can hardly do shit about it.

Couldnt vote on this, but I'm so glad we all agree

@lotusishere definitely lightning. You are quick witted and bright, and you are passionate about everything, from yoru beliefs to your desire to date fictional characters ❤️.

Since there's been another "Tumblr is gonna die!" scare, let's do a poll...

Rb for larger sample size appreciated :)

And another thing

Desmond and the Wretched Beast (Keats) that won’t let him be self-destructive without very loudly alerting Raymond

From my time in the Once Upon a Time fandom, your reaction to Peter Pan is either swooning or "oh my gosh, you insufferable prick." I'd love to see this in numbers, so please choose the thing you are the MAJORITY of the time.

If you don't have additional thoughts, I'd love to hear it, but please choose one first.