tony lived AU
Peter post NWH uses fake names for like… everyone he meets. and everyone knows they’re fake. He’s not smooth about it. he has to be reminded of his own “name” a few times each time he keeps a friend around.
So it’s natural, when Peter (as peter, not as spider-man!) bumps into Deadpool, and deadpool asks him his name… he blurts out any name. “Sam…son” Peter says. and it obviously isn’t his. he visibly looks confused, and changes the name slightly two minutes into the interaction. (deadpool asks his name again. “Samuel” Peter responds)
Deadpool makes the OBVIOUS jump to the conclusion that the kid is, somehow, on the run. and Deadpool trusts the kids decisions, after hanging out with him for a minute. He figures, if “Sam” is on the run from the law, Deadpool would make sure the law lost that fight.
He decides to start making sure “Sam” is safe, in his day to day life. He finds out that “sam” is spider-man, and is DELIGHTED to go in patrol together.
And when the spell gets reversed, Tony Stark comes looking for Peter. and Peter looks terrified to see him.
And deadpool decides this is his time to shine, because OBVIOUSLY the law (aka stark) has tracked down “sam”. and “sam” looks scared. and Stark looks determined.
And deadpool isn’t letting his new friend go with Stark without putting up a fight, no matter WHAT bullshit stories Stark comes up with about magic.
Please bother me. It will make me feel better about bothering others.
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
I don't have a specific puzzle that makes me want to tear out my hair, but the matchstick puzzles always get to me. They're clever, and I always enjoy the answer when I see it, but it is hard for me to visualize for some reason.
I just started playing Indiana Jones.
HOW ARE THERE NO INDIANA JONES PROFESSOR LAYTON XOVERS ON AO3 OR FANFICTION.NET!?!?!?!
So, after the scare with the "do not sell my personal data" switch in the app, I decided to dig into what Hogwarts Mystery really does. I have a whole list of things I am mildly concerned about, but one thing that stuck out to me is the policy when you link a Facebook account. And uh...
My friends list? The people who are not me list? I thought I'd issue a heads up, in case you were considering using your personal account.
I'm so unwell about them, thank you
I want these three to meet and inflict chaos among their enemies
Playing the Last Specter(!!!!!) and I am so concerned for Brock. Buddy? It's gonna be okay? But also please go to therapy because laughing hysterically like this isn't healthy, bud.
"You're built different." -Sam
"I am." Ash says. "Everyone says so. Especially the medical professionals."
Timestamp: 2:10:28
Guys please what's a pampám. All the definition I'm getting is that it's an insult.
ough, Luke Carder, my beloved
Fantastic comic!
Goodbye, Carder.
Roman Catholic female who's a little too neurospicy for her own good.
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