Cole: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Lloyd: Killed without hesitation
Cole: NO-
YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE GAY
I will never forgive Lego for giving us SUCH queer-coding with Ninjago but specifically with Cole, Kai, and Jay and then proceed to tell us they're all straight
Cole: Hey, Jay? Can I get some dating advice?
Jay: Just because I’m with Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Lmao imagine if someone drew this
-Jay Walker at 3am
Inspired by:
If you think abortion should be made illegal, that it’s “murder”, that it’s a sin, that people should be forced to give birth as “consequences” for having sex, or any other anti choice/forced birth bullshit, then kindly fuck off.
Sorry it’s late again! I keep getting distracted😅
Morro: I AM NOT OUT OF CONTROL! I am a law abiding citizen
Lloyd: Really? Name one law
Morro: Don’t kill people
Lloyd: That’s on me. I set the bar too low
Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant
Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED
I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS
This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/
Have a great day/night :)
Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT
God this short pissed me off >:(
Naomi: You guys ok? You’ve been sat there for an hour
Kai: You don’t wanna know-
Jay: What if we’ve bought milk from the same cow twice
Naomi:
Kai:
Jay:
Naomi: I regret asking
…..the Ninjago movie video game
Kinda fun but constantly having to save the city from my friends dad is just awkward
Uploading schedule: 3pm - 6pm BSTA British MinorSwearing issues go brrrI upload ninjago shit :/
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