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BRO IM SAD I THOUGHT THAT KEITH WOULD RETURN IN ABOUT 3 EPISODES BUT NO HE RETURNS IN SEASON 6?!


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YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE GAY

YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE GAY

I will never forgive Lego for giving us SUCH queer-coding with Ninjago but specifically with Cole, Kai, and Jay and then proceed to tell us they're all straight

Cole: Hey, Jay? Can I get some dating advice?


Jay: Just because I’m with Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.


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Lmao imagine if someone drew this

Father

It appears the birds have arrived.

We must run

-Jay Walker at 3am

Inspired by:

Father

This blog is pro choice and supports people’s right to have an abortion

If you think abortion should be made illegal, that it’s “murder”, that it’s a sin, that people should be forced to give birth as “consequences” for having sex, or any other anti choice/forced birth bullshit, then kindly fuck off.

Sorry it’s late again! I keep getting distracted😅

Morro: I AM NOT OUT OF CONTROL! I am a law abiding citizen

Lloyd: Really? Name one law

Morro: Don’t kill people

Lloyd: That’s on me. I set the bar too low


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Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant

TW// swearing

Spoilers for DotD

You’ve been warned

Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED

I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS

This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/

Have a great day/night :)

Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT

God this short pissed me off >:(

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Hope you all have a great 2022!!


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Naomi: You guys ok? You’ve been sat there for an hour

Kai: You don’t wanna know-

Jay: What if we’ve bought milk from the same cow twice

Naomi:

Kai:

Jay:

Naomi: I regret asking


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…..the Ninjago movie video game

Kinda fun but constantly having to save the city from my friends dad is just awkward

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