I, For One, Am Very Glad You Made It Through Another Year. Congratulations. I Know It Hasn’t Been Easy.

Someone is knocking at your door... You carefully check who is it through the peephole and you see a man wearing a skull mask staring at you.

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

Would really love to have him fucking me from behind with his hand around my neck and his teeth in my shoulder but here we are….

Don’t pull out. I have separation anxiety 🥺

i just wanna do romantic stuff like wake you up with a blowjob

^ boy who gets hard when you talk to him like a dog

“your designer heart still beats with common blood" is such a raw line you'd think it came from shakespeare but actually it's from repo! the genetic opera (2008)

post nut clarity hitting me like a metal bat being swung at a electric fence