When The Plot So Good You Start Skipping The Smut

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Time for my monthly need to play minecraft build a house, a farm, some bridges, and go down the rabbit hole of mods to make everything cute.

Bolts4Brains Update: 4/27/25

Oml watch, the rest of the video will go by so fast and it was just chorus #2 that was a drag to get done. 😭

Idk though, because 2/3 of the video are Ennard, and 1/5 is Scrap Baby.

mulder telling scully during their first case together that all that mattered to him was the x-files and uncovering the truth to mulder willing to sacrifice his career and life's work to give scully justice and ensure her health and safety...

call it his malewife transformation if you will.

mulder: i want to believe

scully: i do NOT want to believe

skinner: i don’t care, file your paperwork

Get A Room Already!

Skinner and Scully have had some contentious moments, all of which I am convinced is just one second away from them ripping each other's clothes off and having massively brutal sex.

But I digress... here are some really bad screenshots of them making faces at each other during a fight... I get bonus points for kissy faces and tongues!

i love how one of the very first things we see scully do in the pilot is spread gossip