Adding To This Theory.

Albon holding back norris sends my competency kink into overdrive.

the leclerc hate tweet, about him having verstappen's cock in his throat, is hilarious for many reasons but my first thought was legit "man, he would make a killing on that ventriloquist act"

Yuki is a menace and Piastri is aiming for a 2nd penalty

Rosberg sounding like an auctioneer giving everyone a play-by-play of Max's flying lap. And the way the other commentators just gave it to Nico to do, like their weird little cousin with a special interest, that is finally relevant on trivia night.

Redbull keeping perez on the track at his home race and not retiring him, is like taking an old family pet on one last walk around the block before putting it down.

Sky sports discussing franco basically running away from martin brundle on his grid walk

Congrats to Kelly and Max, and all that... but has anyone considered the possibility that the baby is gonna be born in the beginning of next season (assuming Kelly is around 4/5 months) and Max could potentially miss a race or media day etc., for the birth??

I need max to get on the podium, receive his trophy, and walk off before they can celebrate, just to fuck with the fia.

It looks like Newey was right on SkySports' agenda, especially theirs against Verstappen.

The only brit to criticise the british bias! Wise words from a man making a fernando level career choice, but Baldilocks can build a car.

Unfortunately I can never escape sky sports, the only broadcast available in my region, and I can't afford F1 TV.

F1 fans need to learn what a false dilemma is. If I don't like a driver that you like or if I don't share your opinions, it poses no threat to you or your opinions. If I don't like a driver it's because I have my reasons, I'm not jumping on a hate-bandwagon for fucking kicks.

Multiple things can be true at once.

It actually just makes you a hypocrite if you try to argue me out of my opinions. Because the same people ranting about others not liking their faves, will turn around and hate on other people's faves. Make that make fucking sense?!?!