I Feel Like We Have A Spiritual Successor To None Pizza With Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

is she "masc presenting" or has she just not transitioned to your standards?

is he "fem presenting" or has he just not transitioned to your standards?

is she "masc presenting" or is she just intersex?

is he "fem presenting" or is he just intersex?

ive been thinking of an au of hermitcraft but following their in-universe lore ! so scar is a zookeeper that travels the multiverse on his magic train, and one day he lands on magic mountain...!

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time

"Why didn't they just communicate?? They're so stupid!" Have you considered that communicating with someone you love and value and don't want to hurt is scary and that vulnerability takes practice and that perfect characters with perfect words make the most boring stories of all

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

Every friend group has at least one of each

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

Wish I had a brain 😔

your brain gets head but your smart gets dumb