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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Soup mentioned

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

Good to know I’ve still got a shot for the top spot

Am I your favoritist dyke

No, you can be my third favorite dyke

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

Hellooo

You seem cool

Found you through @the-bookshelf-queen

She is very cool too

A very cool creature

So

Yeah

Also

What's your fav molecule?

WOAH HI

You seem very cool too

I think my favourite molecule is nitrogen mayhaps, I will not elaborate further

going from watching the life series from joel's perspective to grian's is actually such whiplash.

joel's videos are a comedy or, at the very most, a tragic comedy. his traps all suck, he's already on red, he's so in love with his wife and is in a homoerotic relationship with his teammates. he jumps three blocks to injure himself because it'll hurt grian too and he's just that petty. he shoehorns in bucket clutches and speed bridging any second he gets. his pvp skills are unmatched but every conversation he holds has a 70% chance of being the awkwardest thing you've heard all day.

and then you get to grian and it's a genuine tragedy where there is no escape from the narrative. grian is constantly counting his time, his hearts, his lives. he is maximizing every second he has, strategizing every little thing to try to win despite his first victory being so bitter. he has the highest kill count and everyone he swears to protect dies. he is desperate to latch onto the next person so he is anything but alone but his status as game master isolates him from everybody anyway. it only gets worse as the seasons continue.

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect But do not hate heterosexuals.

Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people But do not hate cissexuals.

Do not hate people of color But do not hate white people.

Do not hate women But do not hate men.

Do not hate Christians But do not hate atheists.

Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?