Bartender: Thanks For Stopping That Bar Fight, Spiderman. Can I Get You A Drink? It’s On The House

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How alive would you feel if you were encompassed in an endless sea of woman sauce?

I’d be the most alive I’ve ever been

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

New intro post because my other one was from the day I made my account!!!!

I’m Fern, she/her, 19 years of age, and I’m very cool.

I like plants and rocks (they just look nice, I don’t know lots about them).

I love music (that’s all lmao)

I have a kitty cat, loads of quail, 3 chickens, 50+ turtles, 8(?) tortoise, and 2 goats. Animals are awesome.

I love talking to people!!! PLEASE ask me anything or dm me whatever, quite literally anything is ok as long as you’re not mean <3

I still don’t know what exactly to put here or how to finish it so here’s one of my goats, she randomly walked through the front door the other day and sat in the house for a bit, she’s super chill.

Oh also I’m gonna try and tag my posts better, rn I’ve got:

#me posting

#my awesome asks

I’ll think of some more later and edit this maybe but rn everything is just random reblogs I find cool.

what the fuck why would anyone call it that

hey. look at me. you, person who Calls Everyone Guy. you are NOT going to wait for that trans woman you know to tell you she is uncomfortable with being called Guy. it is an unfortunate truth that trans women are trained not to create boundaries; she does not know if you are going to flip out at her for asking, so she might choose to just let it happen.

you are going to, BY DEFAULT, assume that she does not like being called Guy, Dude, or Bro. if you want, you can ask, but you are going to make it clear that you will accept an answer of "no", okay? default to "girl", ask if theres anything else shes okay with being called. treat the subject as an open conversation. okay? okay. you can go now, but close the door on the way out.

I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

will you be the new pope

I’d say yes but I don’t want JD Vance to get me

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it!!!

you are beautiful kind funny AND smart

it's frankly absurd.