Me Every Other Day...

I think at work you should get two breaks and one is for lunch and one is for crying and screaming and chainsmoking into your coffee

girls when they're addicted to loneliness and desperation it's the strongest emotion they have ever known so their subconscious tells them it's their destiny

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau