Girlfrmmars - Girl From Mars

we already have a strong contender for tweet of the year

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

Circle Rugs

here's what i like to call

none pizza left beef: sandwich edition

who wants to sit down and watch this.

seinfeld but it’s written in 2022 by autistic people on tumblr

jerry: so kramer was telling me that female snakes have two clitorises– george: clitori? jerry: no, it’s clitorises. but see, kramer was telling me about this, and i was thinking. elaine: thinking? jerry: thinking. how would it feel to have two clitorises and no hands? elaine: i’d kill myself. jerry: EXACTLY! george: but you don’t have a clitoris! elaine: stop that. ‘clit.’ just say ‘clit’. jerry: george? george: what? jerry: did i not tell you that i’m trans? elaine: did you not tell him that you’re trans? george: i don’t think you did! jerry: well! i’m trans! kramer, bursting into the apartment: THERE ARE SNAKES HAVING SEX IN MY TOILET JERRY

Some stars from my journals