I Am Sitting On The Couch, I Hear Tapping On The Door Behind Me, I Turn Around And See This

Happy Valentine’s Day to these two

gay little monkey

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

imagine if it were that easy

一緒

Golden-handed Tamarin (Saguinus midas), family Callitrichidae, found in northern South America

photograph by Bob Ferguson

Hairball time

Just started playing Balatro. Yup. There goes my free time.

Why am I so bad?

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing