Tryin To Prove A Point To My Homophobic Mom

reblog this rat until staff gets involved

I wonder what happens if I try the notes game

10000 notes and I come out to my Christian grandparents

FISH NO!

IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

Another angle for y'all 👌 with some refreshing commentary lmao

Elon: "[...] this one really mattered, and i just wanna say thank you for making it happen, thank you" *does nazi salute*

person behind camera: "that was weird as shit...yeah that - yo, that motherfucker just did the heil Hitler joint"

Craving another haircut. Shoulder length is not short enough!

I love working at personally owned restaurants because my coworker will be like "Go check the cheese fridge." And then I'll look and lo-and-behold, there's a cheese fridge. A fridge full of cheese.

I don't know if this Gua Sha thing really works, but I do know it feels good on my face. 😌

I don't care anymore.

I am eating peanut butter strAIGHT OUT OF THE JAR.