To The Precisely 1 Other Combat Dummy Fictive Out There

bassie my granrdaughter who is five seconds away from a breakdown but with no resources to help with that and also actively refusing help out of fear

being the second child is so lame when your older brother has no fortunes to inherit or power to come into. all of my scheming younger brother tendencies are being completely wasted like it’s not even worth putting all my efforts into usurping him and taking his place as heir. it’s not even worth it

Day 103 !!

shrimpo

I feel like I don’t know you anymore

Alright, this is going to sound weird, but here me out on this. Dandy's world would be worse off without Shrimpo. I'm not speaking from a lore perspective, that's debatable, but from a pure mechanics perspective a challenge character is actually very useful for a player base to have, for several reasons. Firstly, there's the flexing potential, making it far as a Shrimpo (provided you weren't hiding near the ele the whole time like a little bitch) gains you some serious respect points, as you are showing you can get by on pure skill and tactics. Speaking of that, playing as Shrimpo helps you to become a better player. You have to adapt around the fact he sucks at EVERYTHING, which makes you start thinking much more tactically, no one can pull chase from you, so you have to constantly be analysing where cover is, how dangerous a machine is to extract and where the twisted are. These are crucial skills that can carry over into any other character, and seriously helps with your gameplay so you don't grow reliant on good stats to get your through,which is especially handy for extractors like Vee, Connie and Gigi. Finally, it makes you more comfortable with having weak points, playing Good but you're not distracting? Could be worse, you could be extracting with Shrimpo. Playing Teagan, but people keep bringing the twisteds to you? If you could escape chase as Shrimpo, Teagan seems easy.

In conclusion, don't kick out or deliberately grief any Shrimpo players you see, they're performing an important journey of skill training, Training some players could probably do with, especially after I've seen some main players dying before floor 5. Seriously, try out some Shrimpo, you won't regret it.

(personal trinket choice is pink bow and box of crayons on him)

All amazing points and so important to take in. I think I have done a couple of these, but not habitually or intensely. But it’s good awareness for me.

merch idea

I am not your average run of the mill brainrot fan, I like to view such works with an added depth. In this case my habit of wondering which of the characters I (and sometimes my friends and/or headmates) am in a given meme. Take, for example the absolutenutcase162 comic, where Patrick goes "when meeting new people remember to keep it light and casual, use our conversation starters if you get in trouble" to which SpongeBob replies "Light and casual, got it" we then cut to a scene where SpongeBob is in distress in a car with two other people, and he is shouting, in all caps, "IM GOING INTO LABOUR", a comedic contrast to his supposedly well set demeanor from the first scene. The final scene has Squidward clutching his head saying "he's pulling the pregnancy card THIS EARLY?" to which Patrick, who is looking on in binoculars, says "if he u-turns the topic back to cardboard manufacturing we might clutch this". I feel I most often fit Patrick in this case, giving solid advice to the more socially challenged, however at times I might dabble in the panic Squidward feels at being an onlooker onto his friend's unfolding social fumble. It's a rare day for me to be SPONGEBOB in this scenario though.

Also this shit gets me laughing my ass off because I have one of the worst senses of humour on the planet. I have like three different readings of that one meme on our phone. I have a problem and I'm not looking to recover anytime soon.

Gigi