Let's Be Real, In The Cloisters, Clara Told The Doctor That She Loved Him. And I Mean Romantically. It's

me to r*wan bo*m*r

I'll block a bitch on letterboxd I'll block a bitch on airbuds widget I'll block a bitch on goodreads I'll block a bitch on microsoft teams

Me and my homophobic grandma watched “Rogue” the other day and she shipped Rogue and the Doctor. Glad to know that the chemistry between Ncuti Gatwa and Jonathan Groff was so powerful that it could cure someone of homophobia.

doctor/river/jack is the funniest poly ship cos they are all married to each other , they are all the third wheel, and if they ever met up at the same time it would likely result in jack and river having a,quite frankly,ungodly amount of sex prob both thinking about the doctor whilst the doctor is in the garden w/ headphones on trying to get caterpillars to unionise or smth

"if hannibal and house met hannibal would eat him for being rude" if hannibal and house met house would clock him as a cannibal in like 2 seconds and then they would have an insufferably pretentious lengthy conversation about god and if he's real and terrible

the master is such a dramatic bitch in the tv movie. oh let me gaslight this teenager into thinking my body has been stolen by this guy he thought was dead. lets pretend to be a paramedic and steal an ambulance. put the lights and sirens on too, that’s fun. “you’re sick, bruce” “thank you :3”. make sure before your plan is executed, you have time to change into a cunty outfit. “i always dress for the occasion :)” okay master. also he spent a quarter of the movie as a goo snake that looked… questionable. no, that is not explained

Honestly if they ever did want to bring back jack harkness but not John barrowman I don't think it'd be too drastic a story element to have a different actor play him. Like slap in another "Have you had work done?" and nobody would care. He ends up as a head in a jar yeah he's gonna look different.

Saw a really stupid reactionary thumbnail today and this part in particular is so fucking funny. They clearly do not realize the irony in using this particular incarnation of the doctor to say this

I was listening to storm warning today and made a catified design for charley as I was doing so :)

Ok so in Doctor Who: Scream of The Shalka The Doctor rebuilds The Master as an android right.

Remember that scene during Eleven's era where he basically said he made an Android boyfriend once.