hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
missing them hours
"if hannibal and house met hannibal would eat him for being rude" if hannibal and house met house would clock him as a cannibal in like 2 seconds and then they would have an insufferably pretentious lengthy conversation about god and if he's real and terrible
“May contain disturbing themes” don’t worry I’ve sat through the nbc Hannibal weird dream sequence-esque foursome scene. Nothing scares me.
NO SEX PLEASE…… he’s British!
Sometimes I think about him introducing himself as 'Captain Bobby' to kids in emergencies and want to cry, it's so cute
HAPPY FRIDAY I MISS THEM
you know how it is
2014: neil gaiman is #1 women respecter! we love neil!! he’s so progressive :3 steven moffat is the WORST misogynist tv writer ever he is soooo sexist he CANNOT write a woman. he’s so evil. i bet he’s secretly a conservative. i bet he wrote that “tight skirt” line in a nightmare in silver
2024: steven moffat has banged out a 4-part drama that examines the complicity of men in the media industry which normalises sexual abuse of their female colleagues, under the guise of a “comedy” about “cancel culture”. his latest doctor who episode was a scathing attack on the military-industrial complex under capitalism. Neil Gaiman is a confirmed abusive predator and zionist
Every time I think about that shi I giggle
my ability to be scared despite literally nothing happening knows no bounds