House MD Fic Where Wilson Is Taking Care Of House While’s He’s Sick (awe) And Then He Randomly Gives

I feel the need to elaborate slightly

Polyamorous og ducklings being stable and normal is hilarious bc why is it that after working together for a few years they are able to be in a decent relationship but House and Wilson can’t manage to figure out their own emotions after knowing each other for over a decade

(Bc polyamorous OG ducklings implies that the fic takes place in an early season)

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

I’m losing my mind

Being an ugly girl with a crush feels like being a sex offender

Today in class we were watching a historical drama and there was a cut away to a garden filled with bees and it reminded me of when I was a kid and on some days we couldn’t mow the lawn because of the ground bees but now my bee garden that I’ve had the last several years is usually bee free and now my head hurts remembering this memory again

Life if bro lived close by

Big neon sign over my head saying “please ask me about my summer plans” because I finally have some and I’m SO FUXKING EXCITED

(Anyways please ask I’m not joking)

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

a wonderful ao3 author note