Lip Balm Is Such A Treat

I saw Will Wood live and he admitted to being disappointed by smut written about him bc they described his dick as “just okay” or some shit like that

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss

I am s o tired of trying to scroll past this stupid Hyundai advertisement because I see it every four posts and every time it tries to open a new tab in my safari so when I try to google the most efficient way to get my dog to stfu I am instead confronted with 27 tabs of the same Korean ad campaign

L EAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

look at these two characters…wouldn’t it be a shame if they…tenderly rested their foreheads together…

I’m losing my mind

I love having the resources to print a 30 page full color packet at home without worrying about the financial repercussions but then not having a FUCKING STAPLER

There’s a metaphor here somewhere I’m sure of it

Did you know that if a baby ran 37 miles per hour it would outrun a dog?

hey say something nice to me

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it!!!

you are beautiful kind funny AND smart

it's frankly absurd.

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now