Can We Hang Out This Weekend I Want To Emasculate You

I hate finding patterns in my own writing bc what do you MEAN I have 3 different WIPs with scenes where person A has an “oh. Oh” moment about being in love w person B while talking to a therapist????

And once something with that type of scene gets published (either on ao3 or professionally) I CAN’T USE IT ANYMORE

This is one of many examples of writing super hell

Love when media will give a character a job that people usually structure entire shows/movies around (firefighter, doctor, lawyer, etc) but it is just so unessential to the plot and rarely brought up and is just a throwaway piece of info

Like yes ignore your job!!!! Slay queen!!!

I know absolutely fuck all nothing about severance but “cocky want boing boing” is so fucking diabolical combined with the selfie

Killing myself is not enough

I’m trying to queer up my parents’ favorite shows so I can be annoying but here’s a few I’m having trouble with send help:

1) NCIS (all I can think of is Abby and Kate but I need more)

2) Bones (this show is painfully heterosexual and also one of my favorites pls enlighten me)

3) Madame Secretary (yes there is a bi character I think but I’m talking about making two prominent characters have homosexual horny fag sex)

4) Dexter (I want to piss off my dad)

5) Royal Pains (my mom has rewatched this show like 6 times and I still don’t know what is going on or who anyone is)

All I’m asking for is a ship name or some kind of pairing and I will do my own research thank you and goodnight

brown eyes are made of dreams

The air smells like neglecting my sleep schedule and skipping class to reread my favorite books and quitting my job and writing until I can’t feel my fingers and telling my friends that I love them so much that it gives me heartburn and eating the same three meals because they taste so fucking good and cracking jokes that’ll make people uncomfortable and—

I HATE YOU!!!!!!

You know who else hates people? Freddy Fazbear. And he, Freddy gicebear, and chica the chiken are like RAWR🦁 and bite you (C H O M P) and then Fessy The Chives go to 1987 and eat babies. The end :)

Yes but I raise you that the edit actually doesn’t include any images of James Wilson in formal wear! Man is so sharp all the time but when he’s just chillin in his usual business attire…

I NEED an edit of james wilson to "sharp dressed man" by zz top

everytime I hear that song all I can think of is wilson

Dysphoria Hoodie is so real but can we give a round of applause to Autism Hoodie?

u were always there for my autistic ass when textures were awful, the world was too bright & loud, eye contact needed to be avoided, and i didn't know what to do with my hands. u even let me use your pullstrings as a stim toy. truest ride or die bestie i'll ever know 🫶💖🫡