I’ve Dragged My Dad To Two (2) Will Wood Concerts And Now I Get To Drag His Ass To A THIRD ONE?????

Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss

Do it! Cut off that sinful hand bby grl!! Slay!

Hey Christians

What if I stuck my hand into a machine and it shreds it to pieces?

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

Y’all ever just wake up from a dead sleep, craving the need to craft and/or feel productive, then realize that because of the time of night there is nothing that can be done?

Then do y’all find some stickers, a fresh, still sealed notebook, AND a pen? All in the drawers of your nightstand?

Evil writing time >:)

I am s o tired of trying to scroll past this stupid Hyundai advertisement because I see it every four posts and every time it tries to open a new tab in my safari so when I try to google the most efficient way to get my dog to stfu I am instead confronted with 27 tabs of the same Korean ad campaign

L EAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

I can’t stop thinking about this fic I reread it 3 times in the past week it is crippling me so you should 100% read it pleasepleasepleaseplease

I need you to stop whatever the fuck you're doing and read this

It is going to change your fucking life btw and you're welcome

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

Currently trying to use telepathy on my friends to get at least one of them to follow me over 700 miles to a new state when I move bc I’ll miss them and also bc trying to find a roommate while not being in the that city (let alone the state) is really hard and I don’t wanna :/