How Many Times A Day Do You Expertly, Violently, Accidentally, Perfectly Hit The Grassy?

How many times a day do you expertly, violently, accidentally, perfectly hit the grassy?

Buddy I sure wish I could tell you, but I have absolutely no fuckin idea what you’re talking about. Is this a weed thing? It sounds like a weed thing

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1 year ago

Objectification

To be human is to live in all the things we keep around us

A nest full of shiny objects we’ve collected

That make us feel at one with the world

To live and die in these objects

A bit of soul left behind in every knickknack

A coffee mug that says Ethyl, which was painted in Alaska

You found it in a second hand store

And now when you drink coffee each morning you toast

To Ethyl, a stranger

When you die someone else will toast to you

With Ethyl’s mug

Generations of strangers live inside a coffee cup

“It reminds me of how she held on to someone she didn’t even know,

Didn’t want to forget or have her be forgotten”

My favorite mug will hold my soul when I die

And you can have it, toast to me every morning

Or with every evening tea

I want to live on in your coffee dregs

Long after I’ve passed

Maybe life really ends when the living forget us

And all these ceramic elephants, matryoshka dolls, carnival glassware

Will immortalize us as stories solidify

And simplify our existence

What will you live in when you die?


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1 year ago
Home Made Blasphemy
Home Made Blasphemy

Home made blasphemy


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1 year ago
‘Hand To The Stars’ By Willy Pogany (American, 1882–1955)

‘Hand to the Stars’ by Willy Pogany (American, 1882–1955)

4 months ago

hey comrade. i saw you making fun of that 60-year-old Trump supporter crying online because she's losing her house. that was so based, bro. it's so refreshing to meet someone who gets it. usually i only encounter fake ass socialists online who spend all day blabbing bout "material conditions" or whatever, but i've been listening to you celebrate and dance to the sound of people's suffering and i've come to the conclusion that all of those commies were dead wrong about you being just as much of a heartless piece of shit as the average conservative. haha by the way did you see that painting of Trump and Elon having sex? they sure are gay, huh? the resistance is really alive and well, isn't it? we're really going to be okay :)

1 year ago

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

11 months ago
Catch Of The Day

Catch of the day

4 months ago

This makes me so fucking happy 😭😭😭

The Holly Black Faerie Multiverse, Commissioned Piece For Her Stolen Heir Tour Earlier This Year. Can

The Holly Black faerie multiverse, commissioned piece for her Stolen Heir tour earlier this year. Can you name everyone in the picture?

I think you can still grab these prints here

1 year ago
Sarah Fier’s Cursed Hand
Sarah Fier’s Cursed Hand
Sarah Fier’s Cursed Hand

Sarah Fier’s Cursed Hand

— by Houston Sharp

1 month ago

I can see you 😰

I Can See You 😰
1 year ago

Nobody ever puts nice little pretty bracelets with charms or any cute stickers on their penis there’s so much potential if you have a penis and I feel like it’s being wasted


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