Who Suffered More: Jesus Christ (died On The Cross) Or Me (I Just Want A Lil Kiss)

I would intentionally and ferociously forsake every single known deity just to see his eyelashes glow in the sunlight, do you know that? But fuck, do I also want to gag on him, too

blink 182 is for people who don’t inhale their cigarettes

gay😔irl

everyone who ever tried to kill you failed btw

I told you you hurt me and you justified it.

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?

yeah man we can tell