Guys Aren't Comically Getting Their Red Heart Covered Boxers Exposed After They Get Their Pants Pulled

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

run-on sentences aren't real btw, that's a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. "."); but i'm a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy

Harlivy post… gay women are real and doing lots of eco terrorizing ,, kissing other ladies and womanoids tenderly,, holding hands and crushing skulls, daintily

i do think you have to be a bit pathetic to be truly hot

can i call you back im doing something weird

girl help there’s people straight up “misinterpreting it” and well . haha by “it” i mean “my favorite media”

see my thing is that when a character is revealed to have conflicting principles and actions and everyone’s like oh they are such a HYPOCRITE that’s BAD i’m inclined to think it makes them a better and funnier character. on account of my taste

This meme's ruining my fucking life