Sometimes A Piece Of Media Just! Grabs You By The Thoat And Says, "hey Buddy! I'm Gonna Irrevocably Alter

In 2025 you have to fag it up as much as possible. Goth it up also. Godspeed. Gothspeed, even.

run-on sentences aren't real btw, that's a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. "."); but i'm a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy

Wish there was a better social shorthand for “I’m sure they’re a lovely person in their own way but we are so baseline incompatible that being around them longer than five minutes makes me feel like exploding into smithereens.”

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

Harlivy post… gay women are real and doing lots of eco terrorizing ,, kissing other ladies and womanoids tenderly,, holding hands and crushing skulls, daintily

online im a loser but irl im a loser

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

i miss him (fictional character)

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say