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Current mood: Lotor flying into the sun to get away from his dad

Coran, Coran, the Gorgeous Man!!! ✨

•He’s literally the Weird Uncle/Vodka Aunt to the Paladins. -he found some liquor at the space mall and giggled about food goo for half an hour before collapsing into Shiro’s arms and vomiting all over him -he denies this ever happened

•He’s stolen Allura’s dresses on more than one occasion and has one-man fashion shows for the mice -Lance walked in on one and almost left before grabbing a dress and joining him -fabulousness ensued

•His mustache is a Family Heirloom and if you touch it you die

•He can actually dance?!!? Like he’s basically the Altean equivalent of a ballerina -he was known for it in his youth: they called him Mad Skillz Coran (Or so he says any time anyone questions his ability to do anything)

•He once had purple hair. He refuses to elaborate.

•He loves sitting with Pidge and cooing over her latest discovery or invention -sometimes he and Lance sneak into the control room and mess everything up to see Allura's expressions -he tries to teach Shiro how to adult and those conversations have gone in interesting directions -he and Hunk have Chopped competitions. Pidge pompously judges them and Hunk pretty much always wins -he attempts to show Keith his mad ninja skills. Keith is very confused.

He's just so proud of his crazy space family and loves them all to death 😊❤️

Ask box is open! Please send me anything, I’m so lonely 😬👉👉✨

You feel a hand on your shoulder as someone moves by your side.  And you hear a voice say: “Is this seat taken?”

“No m’am, who is a stranger to me, by all means!”

The Father

The Son

& The Holy Spirit

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

Thank you so much for this!! I feel like not enough people know about or respect Jewish holidays.

Just a note: if someone around you is fasting during Yom Kippur, please don't ask them why or question their decision. It's incredibly disrespectful and very annoying. L'Shana Tova!

Since we have some Jewish holidays coming up, let’s talk about how to interact with them

On this thursday is Rosh Hashanna:

- this is the jewish new year, we are entering the year 5778. It comemorates when adam and eve were created.

- If you see someone jewish, or have jewish friends and family, say “L’Shana Tova (Le-Sha-Nah-Toe-Vah). It’s a greeting and a wish for a happy new year!

- We dip apples in honey to remind us of the sweetness of life and to bring sweetness into ourselves for a new year

-We eat a circular challah to symbolize the cycles of time, the challah often has raisins in it to add extra sweetness

-This is a happy holiday, full of joy

Beginning on Friday, September 30th is Yom Kippur:

- This is the jewish day of atonement, when we think about our wrongdoings of the past year and think about how we can commit to doing better in the next year.

- Many Jewish people fast, abstaining from food and water from sundown to sundown. The fast is roughly 25 hours. HOWEVER, if you need to eat, you may. There are lots of reasons that people may not fast, like recovering from an eating disorder, a medical condition like diabetes, or having to take medication with food. The elderly, children, and pregnant people should not fast.

- This is a solemn holiday, many people spend all day in synagogue in deep prayer. 

- On Yom Kippur, wish someone a peaceful or meaningful fast. Some people may take offense to the concept of having an “easy” or “enjoyable” fast because Yom Kippur is not about ease or comfort. 

- There is a breaking of the fast at sundown, this is usually a joyous event

Together, these make up the High Holy Days, the most important week in Judaism. 

please reblog to educate and spread awareness

goodbye sleep

BREAKDANCE GENTLY TO IT

what keith did for one year alone in his shack

used to crunch on dry spaghetti for every meal

washed his clothes in sprite

‘if there are any ghosts here tonight, can you make me sneeze?’ forces himself to sneeze ‘hOLY-’

when there was a desert storm he would run straight at the lightning, screaming the whole time

labelled his water tank ‘sweat’ and his gasoline tank ‘water’

had never sworn out loud before because of authority figures. the first time he finally did, it was in a whisper and he giggled so hard he blacked out

had a pet rock named ‘not-shiro’

he would talk to it and ask it questions

'not-shiro, can i gargle with soap if i run out of toothpaste? you’re right, that’s stupid. i’ll use laundry detergent instead’

the only song he had on his iPod was the barney theme song and he would breakdance gently to it

found a cave full of strange lion carvings and his first instinct was to lick the walls

'don’t mess with me i have a knife!!!!’

the desert lizard he’s threatening just blinks back at him

missed seeing cute boys. saw himself in a mirror and got so startled he punched it

found himself subconsciously spelling 'lance’ in his alphabet soup and got so mad he dunked the whole bowl on his head

he would write in the sand 'aliens hit me up i am single and willing’

took pictures of strange desert cryptids for his conspiracy board but they were just selfies

used his radio to listen for any news of shiro and make chewbacca noises on public channels

'i don’t like sand. it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere’

when he sat on his hoverbike he would pretend he was in an old spice commercial

every time a shooting star passed overhead he would gasp and whisper 'shiro’

snuck back to the garrison so he could carve 'kieth’ into all of iverson’s belongings to torment him. only realised he spelt his own name wrong after the 546th carving

'snapshot this google earth!’ before he would raise his middle finger up at the sky

Banjo for @nomadicgoldfishcosplay !

I just finished typing the Lance's birthday thing and my wrists are about to fall off but I am so happy with it. Happy birthday, Lance!! ALSO!!! I have fifty followers now! What do you guys want me to do to celebrate? Requests are open for headcanons, scenarios and fics!