I Was Thinking About Some Roleswaps For The Arcana And…….

More PidgePodge Heacanons

Because you guys really liked my previous Pidge headcanons here ya go have some more of my fave lil pidgy

•She and Lance have freestyle rap battles -the whole team basically sits back and watches the chaos -except Hunk he beatboxes

•She once tried to sneak into Shiro’s room and mess with his arm while he was sleeping -she had her tools out and everything and was about to pry up a panel when Shiro bolted upright and scared the shit out of her -he laughed for days and she’s still salty about it

•She gets freckles in the summer and it’s tHE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER THE WHOLE TEAM IS WEAK FOR FRECKLEY PIDGE 

  •She is a hardcore gamer and by hardcore i mean HARDCORE -do not game against her she will leave you so far behind it’s not even funny

 •She draws mustaches on random objects and talks to them as if they’re Coran 

 •Oh god she has no filter when it comes to cussing  -*alien says something offensive* “what the fUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU BITCH ASS HOE"  *cue lance falling out of his chair in shock*

•She loves hiding in the castle vents and jumping down on top of people unexpectedly  -she realized it was a bad idea when she nearly got decapitated by Keith

•Sometimes she’ll steal everyone’s blankets, wrap herself up in them and snuggle into a little ball -once she didn’t come out for days and Allura was a little concerned until Hunk assured her that this was normal Pidge behavior

• At random times Lance will come up behind her and start narrating her life like a nature documentary -”And here we can see the wild Pidgeling in it’s natural habitat. This particular Pidgeling is of the dwarf variety, and-” “Fuck off, Lance”

Hope you enjoyed these! Btw I’m thinking of branching out into Steven Universe and Yuri!!! on Ice headcanons as well as Voltron. Opinions? Ideas? Requests? PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME I’M ALONE AND STRESSED AND NEED TO THINK ABOUT MY BABIES

wow thanks satan

shock & realization 

i don’t know about you but I sure am ready for twenty gayteen

BREAKDANCE GENTLY TO IT

what keith did for one year alone in his shack

used to crunch on dry spaghetti for every meal

washed his clothes in sprite

‘if there are any ghosts here tonight, can you make me sneeze?’ forces himself to sneeze ‘hOLY-’

when there was a desert storm he would run straight at the lightning, screaming the whole time

labelled his water tank ‘sweat’ and his gasoline tank ‘water’

had never sworn out loud before because of authority figures. the first time he finally did, it was in a whisper and he giggled so hard he blacked out

had a pet rock named ‘not-shiro’

he would talk to it and ask it questions

'not-shiro, can i gargle with soap if i run out of toothpaste? you’re right, that’s stupid. i’ll use laundry detergent instead’

the only song he had on his iPod was the barney theme song and he would breakdance gently to it

found a cave full of strange lion carvings and his first instinct was to lick the walls

'don’t mess with me i have a knife!!!!’

the desert lizard he’s threatening just blinks back at him

missed seeing cute boys. saw himself in a mirror and got so startled he punched it

found himself subconsciously spelling 'lance’ in his alphabet soup and got so mad he dunked the whole bowl on his head

he would write in the sand 'aliens hit me up i am single and willing’

took pictures of strange desert cryptids for his conspiracy board but they were just selfies

used his radio to listen for any news of shiro and make chewbacca noises on public channels

'i don’t like sand. it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere’

when he sat on his hoverbike he would pretend he was in an old spice commercial

every time a shooting star passed overhead he would gasp and whisper 'shiro’

snuck back to the garrison so he could carve 'kieth’ into all of iverson’s belongings to torment him. only realised he spelt his own name wrong after the 546th carving

'snapshot this google earth!’ before he would raise his middle finger up at the sky

Paladin style

Pidge is such a wild card when it comes to... pretty much everything, really. Some days she’ll be rocking flannels and snapbacks like the hardcore lesbian bby she is. But then the next thing you know it’s a spinny green dress and heels. You never know what to expect, but she completely owns everything she wears.

Shiro, on the other hand, always seems to be wearing jeans and a T-shirt. Once in a blue moon you’ll get a button down or a black varsity jacket/sweater but he’ll only ever change up his style if Allura forces him.

Keith is a beanies and flannels and bomber jackets kind of guy because he’s suCH A HIPSTER UGH. But he’s also such emo trash i mean can we get some skinny jeans and MCR tees?  he’s still not over them breaking up

Hunk doesn’t really have a style, it’s more like whatever feels the best that day is what he’ll wear. He loves big cozy sweaters and tank tops and hoodies, hoodies galore. He likes puffy vests, cargo shorts and he refuses to go anywhere without his hairband/wrap/tie thing. Only Lance has ever seen him without it.

Lance is slightly obsessed with snapbacks and routinely steals them from Pidge, to her everlasting annoyance. He typically wears shorts or jeans and one of those sleeveless muscle tees, but you bet your sweet ass if you give this boy some booty shorts he will pop and lock it like nobody’s buisness.  also croptops

Lance Headcanons!

Happy birthday Voltron! 🎉🎉🎉In honor of this very special day, here are some lance headcanons!!!

•He loved hanging out with his sisters back home -They would paint his nails (pink with glitter, obviously) and tease him about his obvious crush on the cute boy next door -He got really good at braiding hair and always stole their croptops

•Never play soccer against him he will own your ass

•The only things he can cook are toast and some vague, incredibly complicated family recipies.  -But if he tries to make something from a cookbook or a box there is a 98.9% chance of everything exploding

•He uses the most outdated memes and evreyone on the team is just. so done. -”O SHIT WADDUP” “Did I mention I hate you.”

•Jokes “I’d die for you” -is never actually joking

•He always sits in the weirdest position ever like the rest of the team’s sitting all nice and proper in their chairs and thERES LANCE LAYING ON HIS CHAIR WITH HIS FEET OVER THE TOP OR SOME SHIT AND I

•Because he had to share a bed with like three of his siblings, he sleeps stick-straight or curled up, always careful to make sure no one get pushed out -The rest of the team, though… 

 •He wolf whistles at everyone on the team, but only when they’re doing something supremely unattractive 

 •once he caught Keith picking his nose and the whistle scared him so much he punctured his nose with his fingernail and Lance will never let him live it down 

•He’s been known to sing acapella covers of Toxic in the shower

•Gets a papercut: OH GOD THE PAIN THE PAIN I’M DYING THIS WOUND SHALL BE MY LAST TELL MY MAMA I LOVE HER SWEET LORD MY FLAWLESS COMPLEXION IT’S FOREVER RUINED I CAN’T GO ON I-

Is actually wounded: Oh this? Heh, don’t worry about it I’ll be fine.

yeah i just love this perfect boi okay Open for requests! Voltron, Steven Universe, Yuri!!! on Ice, Haikyuu, probably more…….. i’m so alone

@queerbioengineer Oooohhh im so sorry I didn’t know! Post canceled, Lup is perfect, y’all can go home now.

Lup Taaco’s full name is Chalupa. Yes this is 100% real and no I don’t make the rules.

Lance: where do you want to be in five years, Keith?

Keith: *under his breath* hopefully in your bed

Lance: what was that?

Keith: i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD

so... tumblr.

after months of wonder, confusion, and a shit ton of wtf, I have taken the plunge. Tumblr, I am here and ready to sob over our dead gay children together.