Ryan, in a high voice, holding Barbie: hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Becca, in a deep voice, holding Ken: nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids
Homelander: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Ryan: playing systemic oppression
Peter and Ned have a Minecraft server together.
They’ve each poured hundreds of hours into it. It’s a masterpiece, by all accounts. They’ve got gorgeous bases that reflect their personality, and a community house where they gift each other the supplies they regularly run out of (peter always needs more sticks. Ned can’t get enough redstone).
Young Peter thought that the server was the most secure way to tell Ned about the “top secret” mission, and all the details of being spider-man. so Ned first learned the details of Peter’s secret identity through the server chat.
They have pets, and their own themed color that their stuff is (Ned is red. Peter is Cyan.). And whenever they discussed college, they swore to each other that if they didn’t go to the same place, they would see each other on the server.
And in the afternoon effects of the NWH spell, as Peter set up his new apartment, he pulled out his computer and loaded his realms list.
It was blank. Their world together had never existed, as far as the universe was aware.
It was all gone. And somehow, THAT was what finally broke Peter. He had never felt more like a child than when he cried on the floor of his new apartment over the death of his minecraft dog, the erasing of all his work, and the fact that he had logged out for the very last time.
a dad, a boy and their two dogs
That’s parenthood, Bruce!
Batfamily week 2023 day 1 is parenthood/accidental baby acquisition and I’m a sucker for that
Drawing Sindri in such stupid situations is my way to show him my love
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Dibujar a Sindri en situaciones estúpidas es mi manera de mostrar mi amor al personaje
Traduccion:
Sueltame-Sueltame-Sueltame
BONUS:
He doesn't regret it
Traducción:
A: Mimir. Sueltalo!
S: ¡¿Por qué me lo lanzaste?
A: ¡No fui yo!
S: JA CLARO! ¡¿Mimir aprendió a volar entonces?!
Nota: *Fue Kratos*
prodigal son.
a sort of epilogue for God of War Ragnarok, since I miss these two so much.
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@moon-drunk-monster learning ways of Na'vi with his son :)
Nothing more I want to see than deleted scenes with Quaritch + Spider bonding 😭
manmother
Spider and his strange power to sleep in uncomfortable places