Friend: It’s Just One Character Death, You’ll Be Fine Later

COME ON YALL WERE HOOKING THIS UP TO THE SUBWOOFER

yall: i support people with ADHD!! yall when an ADHD character shows any symptoms beyond uwu hyperactive: lol this character is so annoying. they should die

Everyone in the notes keep saying Excalibur from Soul Eater, but haven’t y’all thought of Magnus Chase? Jack/Sumarbrander??

You’ve found one of the five most powerful swords in the world. The problem? Its annoying voice and personality. The sword keeps mocking you each time you swing it, no matter how effective you are with it

Offer to rewrite their story so that there are 2 canonical storylines: one full of pain and the other full of anything but

You are a writer who’s put your charactes through quite the wringer and some of them end up dead or worse. Unfortunately, you don’t foresee them actually coming to life from the pages you’ve written. Saying they are extremely displeased would be an understatement. You are surrounded by all of your characters and all of them have some sort of weapons on them. What do you do to get yourself out of this situation? 

had to be done

Guess we’re lucky to be a normal kind of traumatized and not these guys

ya’ll ever see old Disney World costumes? let’s change that

Why is it that you could switch the roles and it makes sense.

WHY IS IT THAT YOU COULD SWITCH THE

I mean how could anybody possibly say no to that

All who want to bet that this guy could be edgy in everything, say “aye”

Disaster Bill with clothing variations. Can he be edgy in a suit? Absolutely.

I’ll be back, just wait, I’ll have it done eventually I swear-

My ideal no-notebooks fluff-only Death Note AU is like… The jewel in the Tokyo PD’s crown, almost completely dead-inside genius detective Light Yagami, meets the mysterious freelance detective L on the job the first time a case tricky enough to outlast each party’s tendency to solve crimes before the other one can hear about them crops up. They take a personal interest in each other because you gotta and we start in on a very standard romance meet cute plot with L slowly melting this frosty perfect ice queen’s hard outer shell, except that instead of being soft and vulnerable on the inside Light’s shell conceals a misanthrope with delusions of grandeur and general raging asshole who would sell anybody but his immediate family to the devil for a warm chicken salad sandwich. Everyone else is like “…Please put it back,” but L is proudly watching the proceedings while going, “He’ll never achieve self actualization if he doesn’t embrace his sociopathy. It’s good to be yourself.” Naturally, L is humanized in time with this via transitioning from a fancy letter and messages to a voice to a (**big reveal**) person. After Light embracing his true self proves to involve wrapping the case with some technically legal but morally extremely questionable actions he gets disowned/disowns himself and they run away together to a neutrally located non-Japan non-England country to live on the top level of an unnecessarily large building that they own and set up there as detective partners. All their clients like Light best at first because he’s hot and knows how to be charming and otherwise use his face for something besides creepy staring, then eventually gravitate to L when they realize that Light is a habitual liar who cackles maniacally as a hobby and L actually believes in the innate value of human life. Neither ever fully grows out of seeing the other as their pet weirdo. They solve 7000 crimes and eventually die middle aged in a shootout. They arranged for this to domino effect to that case being wrapped up even in the event of their untimely demise beforehand. Everybody expects it to come out that they were secretly married in the following legal proceedings but what’s actually revealed is that L has already been legally dead for 12 years.

Hol up someone said that one scene from Trials Of Apollo:

“It tells you to cast a curse on the giant metal statue that looks like you and is tearing the camp apart. It tells you to say PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY. You do not want to say plaguey, plaguey, plaguey.”

I’m dying y’all what-

You’ve found one of the five most powerful swords in the world. The problem? Its annoying voice and personality. The sword keeps mocking you each time you swing it, no matter how effective you are with it

WHAT

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