Credits: Me

I don’t think you understand how much I love him…

ppl be saying "get a life"

and what is this then?

huh? some unhealthy obsession of mine? i don't think so

I need more fanfics of Orbwin and Chorb, please!

Reader: hey Dean, can you turn the lights on?

Dean: I don't need to baby, your the only light I need

Reader: Dean, that's sweet, but I can't see shit in here

we don't even have to have sex just pin me down and kiss me for thirty to forty minutes and i will be in heaven

save me trevor spengler... trevor spengler save me...

the old guard (2020)

I have a fucking problem

So I just started school again like, three days ago, and I got a new class

Luckily it seems pretty chill rn, the boys in my class aren't actively trying to ruin everyone's day, which is a nice contrast to my other class from the last two years

And there's a few guys in my class who aren't just new to the class, but new to the school

And our school is partially known for the fact that people who are professionally invested in a sport (training more times than average, joining stuff like actual championships in the country and sometimes even in Europe, that kind of stuff, like they're building a name for themselves gambit core srry my brain is weird in a sport)

And one of these guys is looking a little too fine in my eyes

I think im starting to have a crush, and I hate it 😭

I barely know anything abt him, I haven't spoken a single word to him yet and somehow since today my mind just decided to go "hey, yknow you wanna date him"

Please he does soccer (I really don't like soccer, at all, my friends might say I hate it with a passion bc I do)

I need help😭 like seriously, if you have advice, please give it

Nancy: Please revoke your no swearing rule.

Karen: Why?

Mike, down the hall: Well, that really DILLS my PICKLE.