I Feel Like You’re My Type

Always a reblog

spam liking/reblogging my posts will have me scrolling through yours and wondering what disgusting, dirty, unholy thoughts could be swimming through your mind.

Salty boi.

if you wanna fuck just let me know

life sucks , but DM me if u can suck better

Goodluck Pikachu

me (left) and my horny anons (right)

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.