Shoutout To 5 Mins Ago When My Boyfriend Made Me Cry Laughing

Changbin: Are you wearing makeup? Where’d your freckles go?

Felix: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.

Changbin: I see...

— later —

Changbin: [beating the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.

When you read an angsty fanfic and you can’t take it no more

Has anyone done this yet?

Minsung on a first date

Jisung: so what's your fav colour?

Minho, unimpressed: srsly? Don't ask me dumb questions

Jisung: How is fomic acid prepared in a lab? Give me the chemical reaction for it.

Minho:

Minho: Pink. My fav colour is pink-

“Why did you recommend that book?! Now I’m obsessed!”

Me:

(instagram)

Jisung: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

Felix: Yellow.

Jisung: The correct answer is packing peanuts.

Felix: Oh I see, because you carry the two and–

Seungmin: What is wrong with you people?

Reeve: I will ruin your happiness, no matter what!

Kai: My happiness?

Kai, turning to Adam and Mira: I’m happy?

I updated the Love situation in Shadowhunters

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

yoongi: i don't have a resting bitch face. my bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant.

yoongi: my bitch face will rest when its work is done.