Fat Snake Is So Important

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

I love you too darling

I love my wife.

I love her so fucking much.

Mmmmmm eheh.

HEY. @ghostjelly24

I love you.

Don’t get it twisted. I love Elias because he’s hot, yes. However, my attraction to him has more to do with the fact that he’s a genius dumbass.

He’s a loserboy failwife that can’t cook, clean, understand or mimic people correctly, or ski.

The only thing he knows how to do is ✨magic✨

Dassit 🤣

Gimme my big dummy dumb monster. Creepy fucker 🥹❤️🥰

Soon enough I will be there. And simply the thought makes me happier than I could ever say. So much excitement fills my blood and pulses like dragonflies over water. Racing. To hold you close and tell you the words I long to say to your very face. It fills me with such joy I fail to adequately express. Though I hope you understand what I mean, and how you feel the same too. Much Love, to you L, you beautiful woman. <3

shrimp miku

Ok so we know that Psychonauts doesn't let you type swears or ~uncouth~ words with the typewriter in Cruller's Correspondence. However, I did find out that this does not apply if you write them in different languages.

I present you:

How to protect yourself during stampede

More magusposting because I love them.