Here’s A Thing That Happened To One Of My Friends. I Was There.

Yet in reverse you are all my symmetry, A parallel I would lay my life on. So if your wings won't find you heaven, I will bring it down like an ancient bygone.

— Euclid, Sleep Token

remind me to watch the strange aeons tumblr etiquette vid so i can post on this app the way its meant to be

Is it too soon to request art of a post full moon Blitzo trying to win back Stolas? Have him blasting a stereo outside his window like in Say Anything

some cunt is always observing me through their stupid crystal ball

be honest with me now, pard

oh my god there are so many books to read and instruments to learn and languages to speak and poems to write and oranges to eat and ideologies to study and songs to sing and films to watch and people to kiss and

This is what I think would happen if Dave raised Dirk

How can we trust historians to tell truth? :(

You can't! Like any academic field, History is a process of publishing findings, getting fact-checked by your peers. Historians aren't allowed to cum unless they're calling someone else a fraud.

Well, on the upside I know the fanfic is going to go so hard after this

go get safe, friends