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Monodeku villain au but it's monoma as a villain who's actually just a guy who happens to be friends with a bunch of bad people

Like monoma actually hasn't partaken in anything he is just nearby and hangs out with villains (yeah that's illegal whatevez)

But because midoriya is a hero student they run into each other a lot.

I see this au taking place like 2nd or 3rd year so midoriya has his hero license and can like do stuff without needed a teacher nearby

So he goes on patrol and monomas villain friends are like "oh my GOD there's hero boy you're in love with" and monoma freaks out and is like "I'm not IN LOVE with him...does my hair look okay?"

And one day midoriya is busting a drug deal of some of monomas friends and he's trying (and failing) to casually lean on the wall and is like "sup hot stuff...come here often?" And midoriya is like "what the fuck"

He then detains monoma but monoma is set free later cause like he really didn't do anythingggg

And midoriya sees monoma again and is like "dude??"

Midoriya goes to Twitter to vent about his strange reoccurring non-villain villain and it becomes a thing that people are SOOO supportive of monoma and his now very obvious flirting with midoriya

Because everytime they see each other monoma says some shitty pickup line or tries to hit on midoriya and midoriya goes home to tweet about it because he's oblivious

UNTILL ochaco is like "midoriya. Hes flirting" and midoriya is like "OH MY GOD."

And then he begins to flirt back but nothing really happens untilll monoma actually ends up carrying drugs for a friend and midoriya detains him again and is like "we have to stop meeting like this" and gives monoma a paper with his number a place and date on it

BAM they're dating

hey guys last post before i take the sat but here's a nami i plan on turning into a painting on canvas!!

Bnha rant #7

I've already talked about how I have a lot of issues with Momos' quirk but todays rant is about her hero costume (which I talked a little bit about in the first rant which wasn't actually labeled a rant)!

As we all know, Momo has one of the worst hero costumes, both in functionality and in appearance. I wanna start with appearance since it will be the shorter of the two topics :)

Her hero costume is ugly. Plain and simple as that statement is, its true. The belt is by far my least favorite part. It has no functionality and just looks clunky and gross in contrast to the body suit. The colors of her hero costume bug me as well but not as much as a lot of the other ones. I really like the design she has on the body suit portion but that's about the only thing positive about the way it looks.

Onto functionality!!

I've discussed how I think Momos' quirk actually works-which would open up a whole world of costumes for her-but this section will be sticking with the canon explanation. For starters, the fact that she is missing the entire middle section is dangerous for so many reasons. So many important organs are exposed like that and it leaves her vulnerable.

The self on the back of her belt serves no purpose?? its supposed to be their to hold a book that contains the chemical composition of things but how is the book going to stay on the shelf when there is no way to hold it in place?? She has no pockets??? for what?? It would make so much sense if she had pockets to store snacks to help with her quirk but she just doesn't?? AND WHY DOES SHE HAVE HEELS?? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE GIRLS HAVING HEELS?? IS STEALTH NOT IMPORTANT TO HEROICS??

An extra section: The changes that I would make because I think about this a lot.

For starters, I would change the fabric all together. There is a fabric out there (that I sadly forgot the name of) that is a tightly knit mesh. When something punctures it, it makes space for that object and then when the object it removed it closes the space. This is the fabric I would make her hero costume out of because she could just make things and the fabric would create the space for her to produce it.

I would give her pockets!! As I mentioned before its ridiculous that she doesn't have pockets. I think she deserves them :)

If she really wanted a hole in her hero costume I would move it to her back. There is more space there and she wouldn't have to wear something so revealing.

GET RID OF THE SWIMSUIT-ESK BODYSUIT AND GIVE HER SOME SHORTS!! Plus revamp her belt and give that pockets as well as making it less clunky. Plus she could probably fit a much smaller version of that big ass book in one of the pouches a belt would bring.

Aaaaaand finally! I'd remove the dumb heels on her boots.

TLDR: Momo has such a bad hero costume and there are tones of improvements that could be made.

Monodeku modern midoriya is a super sweet buff frat boy and monoma is a kinda rude loser science nerd and they're college roommates

Monoma has a huge crush on midoriya but he refuses to admit it because what kind of person would he be if he was in love with the guy everyone on campas was in love with who was ALSO a frat boy.

Midoriya thinks monoma is pretty and loves banter with him <3 but he also slowly realizes they have a lot in common after midoriya reads one of monomas essays over his shoulder

He'd be like "yo no way!!! You're also into physics? I'm actually kinda into it myself!!"

And monoma goes "no fucking way."

And then midoriya goes on some nerd rant and monoma is like "that... actually....made so much sense" and midoriya is like "well duh did you think I was all muscle and no brain?"

Monoma is quiet for a bit and midoriya is like "Dude." In an exasperated tone and then from that point toward monoma discusses his essays and homework with midoriya on all types of science because as he finds out, midoriya is just a nerd with giant muscles

AND THENNN they bound of mutual childhood mistreatment from peers and monoma is steadily like "okay maybe it's okay to have a crush on this guy.." and the whole time midoriya is just

"FUCK YEAHHHHH TIME WITH THE HOT BLOND GUY"

duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

redraw from the manga

How funny that she never considered that.